Bumper Stickers

Thought id start a funny thread on bumper stickers

I saw a rip snorter on the rear bumper of a statesman today

Sex is like a bank as soon as you withdraw you loose interest!!!!!

This bumper sticker had me rolling on the floor pissing myself

"MY WIFE IS A NYMPHOMANIC AND OWNS A LIQUOR STORE"

Hes the winner

Steve

Good thread btw

Twice in a week ive been rolling on the floor pissing myself

This bumper sticker on the back of a truck spotted today ...........

"IF YOU CAN SEE MY MIRRORS SHOW US YOUR T!TS"

Gold....................

Steve

i have one
BROOM IN THE BACK
MOTHER IN LAW IN BOOT

OR THIS ONE

NO USE STANDING ON THE SEAT AS MY CRABS CAN JUMP 10FT
NO USE GOING NEXT DOOR AS THEY CAN JUMP 3FT MORE
sticker on the male toilet down sth coast

ive seen one few months ago saying




>>>>>>>>>> STOP STARING AT MY CAR YOUR DAUGHTER IS TO BIG TO FIT IN HERE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

thhought it was gold n it was on the back of a gemini panel van lol

not a bumper sticker but I entered a competition to win a trip to England to see the Ashes in August, by coming up with your best sledge be it against the aussies or the poms...Of course I chose to slag off the Poms with......." The reason the English are batting so poorly is, they have some shit on the end of their bats......"No .............on the Handle End"

seen this: "My attitude, your problem" love it.

Saw a sticker on ebay I wanted, but it looked crap, so made one myself and hopefully should be cut by this arvo... "DONT FOLLOW ME, YOU WONT MAKE IT"...for the 4b's.

Here's wat it's gonna look like, except the letters will be cut out, it won't have a black background.

so did ya end up buying a vinyl cutter danny ????

AndyCapped wrote:

so did ya end up buying a vinyl cutter danny ????

Yeah mate, but it died as soon as I went to do a practice cut. The shop sent me out a new main board but that didn't fix it so I sent it back for a full refund....minus the 100 bux in postage lol. He could of sent me another unit, but figured at 50 bux a pop for postage, it just wasn't worth the risk of getting another dud.

what brand was it danny??? bar drive belts breaking i have had no problems with mine.

Creation Kingcut.

ya must have got a dud then as mine has been great i have the creation kingcut pro

DANNY8 wrote:

Saw a sticker on ebay I wanted, but it looked crap, so made one myself and hopefully should be cut by this arvo... "DONT FOLLOW ME, YOU WONT MAKE IT"...for the 4b's.

Here's wat it's gonna look like, except the letters will be cut out, it won't have a black background.

lol,you should make one that says this.


I LUV SAPOL

Seen on the rear window of a ford POS yesterday

"My other toy has a Dick"